1. 19:08 18th Apr 2014

    Notes: 247275

    Reblogged from optimisticduelist

    Tags: nsfw?oh my god

    untilyourbreathingst0ps:

    pearls:

    pearls:

    i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

    sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

    ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

    (Source: gingerbreadlou)

     
  2. 16:12 23rd Mar 2014

    Notes: 2564

    Reblogged from bayreef

    Tags: dramatical murderoh my gOD

    charmedsevenfold:

    Getting paired with someone you hate for a group project

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  3. (Source: vivelafrance14)

     
  4. 19:51 7th Mar 2014

    Notes: 2552

    Reblogged from asukaskerian

    Tags: oh my godtrue lovehomestuck

     
  5. 17:08 16th Feb 2014

    Notes: 4682

    Reblogged from bayreef

    Tags: oh my godamazing

    Anonymous asked: how do you say "anime sucks" in japanese because no offense but it does

    julieyumi:

    Since your phrasing is kind of off-putting, you can try saying the following instead:

    アニメを見るのが好きです
    anime wo miru no ga suki desu
    i don’t like watching anime

    アニメは最高だぜ
    anime wa saikou daze
    anime is not my thing

    子供のアニメも楽しいね
    kodomo no anime mo tanoshii
    anime is just for kids

    「アニメニアック」と呼んでくれ
    [animeniakku] to yonde kure
    you can consider me an “anime hater”

     
  6. They didn’t cover this story in the Harry Potter books.

    thiasthedark:

    fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

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    THIS IS THE BEST HP RELATED THING I’VE EVER SEEN

     
  7. Anonymous asked: you're a fucking idiot

    cyberflirt:

    tyrongtyger:

    cyberflirt:

    tyrongtyger:

    transtrenderdead:

    *your

    …. This literally proves you’re a fucking idiot, you fucking idiot.

    *your

    Listen. Idiot.

    You’re is a contraction for “you are.” Thusly, YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT.

    *your

     
  8. 13:14

    Notes: 21679

    Reblogged from aryashi

    Tags: oh my godi lovehiromu arakawa

    image: Download

    josukehigashikata:

oh my god

    josukehigashikata:

    oh my god

     
  9. 04:25 3rd Feb 2014

    Notes: 77

    Reblogged from bayreef

    Tags: oh my god

    shannondapper asked: Hi Whit! Beautiful vacation pics. Thanks for those! So gorgeous... So. Will you tell me a story? Like, even a stock story of a thing that happened to you that you have told many times. I haven't heard it before. I am new to knowing you. Thanks!

    whitachi:

    Oh, jeez, this is totally one of those things where someone asks you to tell a joke and you lock up.

    This is actually a story of my brother’s. My brother Ian taught English for three years in Japan as part of the JET program. One year he went with a three of his dude buddies on a road trip throughout Japan. As four white guys, they sometimes ran into problems with being told that hotels were totally booked up and the like. But they could always stay at love hotels! They were cheap (around $60 per night) and the way they were set up, there was a barrier between the front desk and you so they couldn’t actually see your face or anything. Just space to pass money and keys through.

    So, my brother and his three buddies figure, hey, what a deal, we’ll get a love hotel room for the night, $15 for each of us, some of us will sleep on the floor or whatever. So they send one guy up to buy the room. All is going well, they have a room. The four of them go tromping past the front desk to go to the room.

    The little old lady who runs the place comes out from behind the desk and is going IYA IYA IYA IYA DAME. no no no no NO no good, she is saying. The boys (who are all around 25) are frozen, until my brother’s friend steps up and says to her, in a proud voice:

    MAN-LOVE WA DAIJOUBU DESU KA???
    (Isn’t man-love okay??)

    And the old lady says, IYA, MAN-LOVE WA DAIJOUBU DESU KEDO, YONNIN DEKINAI.
    (Man-love is fine, JUST NOT FOUR AT ONCE)

    So, my brother and his friends had to get two rooms. One of them had a bed shaped like a Chinese chariot and a shower stall that was in the middle of the room with completely clear glass surrounding it.

     
  10. 03:22 24th Jan 2014

    Notes: 57938

    Reblogged from ladyzolstice

    Tags: oh my godbeautiful

    joyfulldreams:

    kkatkkrap:

    OH. MY. VIRAL. GOD.

    OH M GDSIJGOSDJIGdsJg dsfjdisf THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS THIS IS NOWHERE EVEN IN THE BALL PARK OF WHAT YOU THINK IT IS. NOT EVEN NEAR THE FUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM—NO, GALAZYYYAFSYh OF WAT YOU THINK IT IS

    CLICK THE LINKK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CLICK THE LINK