1. 19:08 18th Apr 2014

    Notes: 247374

    Reblogged from optimisticduelist

    Tags: nsfw?oh my god

    untilyourbreathingst0ps:

    pearls:

    pearls:

    i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun

    sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard 

    ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.

    (Source: gingerbreadlou)

     
  2. 18:40

    Notes: 16962

    Reblogged from jumpingjacktrash

    Tags: homestuckcute!the part two

    ikimaru:

    finally made part 2!! B)

    [Alpha kids]

     
  3. 18:38

    Notes: 27434

    Reblogged from jumpingjacktrash

    Tags: homestuckcute!

    ikimaru:

    somebody asked for a Roxy with an Espeon but I ended up drawing all of them oops

    [Beta kids]

     
  4. 00:45

    Notes: 42270

    Reblogged from burdge

    Tags: heeequeue

    kayla-bird:

    itsvondell:

    there are certain characters/families in the Harry Potter canon that are described as having fair or pale skin, the Potter line isn’t one of them. Harry and James both have canonically jet-black untidy hair but no canon ethnicity. Harry has “great skin”.

     
  5. donewithwoodenteeth:

    People need to accept that not all “cliches” are bad. People still like stuff like forbidden love stories, underdogs winning, and the dog biting back. The term cliche is negative, produces an image of all that is trite and boring, but actual cliches can be very good. Storytelling is built on cliches after all. 

    It’s not the cliche but how it is utilized by the author.

     
  6. 19:43

    Notes: 69555

    Reblogged from revtomdildomolar

    Tags: this is what i aspire to be

    shingeki-no-shinju:

    Some of my favorite anime fansubs

     
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    dupondius:

greedling-x:

The title brotherhood doesn’t just apply to Ed and Al.*

greedling is his own bro.

    dupondius:

    greedling-x:

    The title brotherhood doesn’t just apply to Ed and Al.*

    greedling is his own bro.

     
  8. julia-stark:

    AWW *O* SEBASTIAN 

     
  9. 19:24

    Notes: 348025

    Reblogged from cypheroftyr

    Tags: about me

    image: Download

    (Source: infiniteswagxo)

     
  10. bitstick said: YES! Though female detectives are awesome.. I REALLY need more female killers! BUT! well written ones -.- They tend to only kill (because of) their husbands. And they never mention the fact that female killers are harder to catch…

    oh man, definitely!

    One of the reasons why I’m really fond of Genosider Syo in Dangan Ronpa is because she is a serial killer who kills for sexual gratification, and that’s so, so rare in a female character. (Uh. Fond might not be the right word here.) I don’t think I’ve ever seen it before, and that - both the motive in itself and the gender dynamics that arise because of it - is super interesting.

    And I mean. I am sick of men killing women. It’s not interesting, it’s brutal and gross and frustrating and it happens too much in the real world as it is. So you kill a girl and you put that girl in a nice dress and you pose her up like it means something, like you are making her into art or preserving her beauty or what the fuck ever, or you cut bits off of her and degrade her in the worst ways you can think of even after death because her existence sickens you

    and none of that is beautiful or shocking, it’s boring, we’ve seen it and we keep seeing it and I’m so fucking done with it, call me when you can think up a better story

    (god, I want. a female killer who gets away. Murders that look like accidents and the women who carefully orchestrate them. A female detective to tear the killer out of her safe space and into the fire.)

    (Speaking of, you should try Murder is Easy if you haven’t.)